This site belongs to Alyssa Hale ... you know why I write in the third person about Alyssa Hale? Because there's another character named Alyssa Hale who is the lead character in a video game. So any time I google myself I have to hear about this messed up teenage chick who goes on a killing spree in a clock tower or somthing. I mean for once I'd like to put in Alyssa Hale and see my own gosh darned site ... ya know. I mean at this point Alyssa Hale (the real one) is utterly "Un-googleable" because of this video game. Not that I blame them because Alyssa Hale is a fantastic name ... seconded only by Alyssa Jayne Hale ... which is quite amazine as well. Sorry ... Alyssa Hale tends to ramble from time to time when Alyssa Hale gets frustrated ... not sexually ... of course ... but mentally ... which judging by the color of Alyssa Hale's hair ... probably happens a lot. Alyssa Hale likes to act, paint, make jewlry, shop with money she doesn't have, snowboard, travel ... and be a general pain in the ass to her loving boyfriend Justin. Why Justin puts up with Alyssa Hale ... I don't know ... maybe it's Alyssa Hale's great hiney ... Alyssa Hale's great sense of humor ... or Alyssa Hale's stunning good looks ... most likely, though, it's Alyssa Hale's modesty and easy going nature ... Alyssa Hale is also incredibly sarcastic ... and drives like an asshole. TEST